Yeah I know but hey I’m back. Yet again. To say shit got crazy here is a bit of an understatement. Then again it is 2020 and crazy has a bit of a new definition.
For starters, our female dog decided to shoot out out some puppies. I wake up one morning and go out to have my morning smoke and get greeted by my roommate saying sorry. I walk around the corner of my house and see her stuck to my male. So yes children, it really does only take one time.
Unfortunately, she must of had complications because a week layer my lady demon dog died. That was a rough one. Partially because she died in the back of my car on the way to the animal hospital. However, we had bigger problems as we now had to bottle feed 6 German Shepard pups. With a little help with from friends, we got lucky and all 6 were healthy with 5 going on to new homes.
I say 5 because obviously we decided to keep one. This time we decided to keep a male because we know the one we kept is too much of a fucking moron to not mount his own kid. So now we have this little shit to look after. Puppies may be adorable but are hell to actually deal with.
Seeing how we had 5 puppies that needed homes, Trump don’t revolt against the government checks and an emotional void, we decided to do dumb shit. Yes, we bought night vision. While whether not night vision being a worthwhile expenditure is debatable we decided to take the risk. We’re a small group, responsible for a lot of land and live around a lot of potential threats if shit was to get bad. We decided that in the land of the blind we need to do whatever we can to ensure that we are the one eyed man.
Now, since we have night vision, it only made sense to get lasers. We decided on the Steiner DBAL D2. Deciding factors were the powerful illumination, ability to attach a rail scales leaf and most importantly the price point. We blew most of the money on monoculars otherwise we’d probably have MAWLs on our guns. While highly recommended, your rifle will most likely be a boat anchor regardless of what you do.
So, all I can really add to this is that silver clouds have their lining. Then again, that is a very no shit statement to make. 2020, has been a crazy ass year and I guess we’ll all have to find some positive in all this bullshit.
More content to come.
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