The 3%: You're a Fucking Militia! Act Like It

After spending around 5 years within various 3% groups I got to see many different aspects about how they train and conduct themselves.  In doing so, I came to a very simple conclusion.  If something were to go down in the country, these people are going to get seriously fucked up.  This is because one simple fact.  They do not train or operate as the thing most of them are there to be, a militia.  Instead, they act more like a conventional fighting force.  This means that if the Shit Hit The Fans scenario finally comes, they will prove to be more of a hindrance and liability to what they claim to stand for.

First of all, why the fuck are you fools wearing uniforms?  You're a militia not a standing army.  You're supposed to be the townsfolk, the citizen soldiers.  The militias of the American Revolution weren't wearing uniforms so why are you?  However, seeing how y'all are gonna wear them military larping fantasies anyways, you should really consider some uniformity in your uniforms.  You look on all the YouTube videos that you love posting so much that you see all sorts of camo patterns from M81 Woodland to MarPat and Multicam.  If you're gonna be stupid and wear uniforms, pick one and stick with it.  As Pat from Uncensored Tactical said "If it looks like you belong, you belong".  Right now it looks like y'all don't even belong at your local airsoft event.

Now having all the newest gear from the shittiest discount tactical website means nothing if you don't know how to use it.  From the looks of your training (a lot is posted on the internet check it out if you can handle the cringe) you need some serious help.  While it's good that you are training, there is a serious quality issue.  It appears that y'all want to focus on cool shit than things like fundamentals or practicality.  Yes, a Mozambique Drill is cool and all but you should really consider teaching motherfuckers how to properly hold their pistols first.  I see almost everyone is wearing a plate carrier but, how many of you have plates in them?  Are those plates ceramic or steel and are you aware of the pros and cons to both?  For that matter, do any of y'all even know how to wear those plate carriers?  I can answer that already, no you don't.  It appears more like you take your gear as seriously as you do your training.  Go back to square one on both.

And for fucks sake why in the fuck do y'all still allow motherfuckers on your ranges with goddamn Serpa holsters?

The greatest detriment to the so called 3% militias is simple though, you don't have the mind-set of a militia.  What I mean by that is just like the actual military, you fail to grasp the concept of 4th generation warfare.  You continue to train and conduct yourselves as a convention military against an unconventional force.  The military has been fighting an unconventional force for almost 20 years now and still haven't won.  Maybe one or two of you would have picked up on that by now.  Seeing how most of your military veterans missed the boat on the current wars it really doesn't surprise me though.  Then again you've had access to veterans of a modern war (one of them is writing this trash right now) but you never want to give them the time of day.  We know how to fight like a militia because that what we've been doing for the last 2 decades.  Instead, you want to pretend that you're gonna be some sort of conventional military and fight some conventional war.  I'd see how long it takes before you get your asses smoke checked but that short amount of time can't be accurately recorded.

In short, you people are the furthest thing from what you claim to be.  Instead, you should ditch the uniforms, get more competent training and realize that you need to start training to fight as the insurgent.  You know like a real militia.  However, I know you won't.  I've tried in my own sliver of the country and quickly realized that people with modern and realistic experience are too detrimental to your larping fantasy.  I have to admit, I do chuckle a little thinking about y'all getting fucked up and looking up and realizing that your ass just got clapped by a goon in an Adidas track suit or Hawaiian shirt smoking a blunt and screaming boogaloo.  Because, that motherfucker knows how to fight like something you're not.  A militia.