Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

Happy New Year everyone.  I hope y'all having fun this New Years Eve.  I know I am.  That's because I'm hanging out with my friend Lucy.  Now, Lucy is fun to hang out with but I haven't done so in almost a year.  Hopefully tonight is just as good.

1715

Lucy just showed up.  I'll admit I'm kinda nervous.  She has a kinda rocky reputation with some people.  Everyone I know hasn't had a problem with her so things should go well hopefully.

1830

I'm feeling a little sick yet relaxed at the same time.  Just ate dinner and relaxing.  However, roommate is a douche and a stoner so he wants cinnamon buns.  Hopefully I don't hurt myself in the process.  Lucy has a way with making normal tasks difficult.

1900

Lucy has me super fucking relaxed right now.  I was walking and I just felt my body sinking.  As I sit on the couch, I feel like I'm gonna fall right into it and melt.

2200

Okay, now I'm pissed.  In case I didn't make it painfully obvious for everyone, I dropped acid tonight.  Not one tab but four.  Yes, four tabs of acid.  Beyond just a nice body high I don't feel shit.  I don't see shit.  Now funny colors, no wiggly shit, no illusions, NOTHING!!!  I keep asking my roommate where he got this shit but he refuses to tell me.  I guess he wants to do all the pistol whipping himself.  I seriously don't believe this bullshit.

0015

Well Happy New Year I guess.  My boy Ed just showed up so now I guess we'll start drinking.  We also decided to watch a bunch of YouTube videos of the 3% Security Force.  It was like Mystery Science Theater but "patriot" training videos.  It was a whole lot of cringe but enjoyable regardless.

0400

Well no more Ed but it's time to call it a night regardless.  Still livid that this acid didn't do shit.  The body high was nice and all but that's not why I dropped four fucking tabs.  I wanted to see some trippy shit.  Roommate is hunched over constantly on the verge of passing out.  I tossed his ass in his room and threw him a bucket.  Dog puke in enough of a pain in the ass to clean don't really feel like dealing with that shit.

0500

Time to get some sleep.  Only one little problem.  Every time I close my eyes I start seeing some weird shit.  Of course, right when I try to sleep my mind turns into H.R. Giger's nightmare.  That's the guy who designed the Xenomorph from Alien for the non nerds in the room.  I guess that's what you get for dropping four tabs of bad acid.

Well that was my New Years.  Naturally I expected this article to be a lot more interesting but this is what happened.  At least nobody died which is good.  However, I really hoped I would have been able to tell you more about my awesome friend Lucy,  Unfortunately, she decided the rather be an uninteresting, blue balling cunt.